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I wonder if the Pearly Gates are tinted Orange today November 20, 2009

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Goodbye to Jeanne-Claude, artist, muse and partner of the artist Christo.  I was lucky enough to work at The Gates Project when they created their fabulous site-specific work of art in 2005. The artists installed 7,503 vinyl “gates” along 23 miles of pathways in Central Park. From each gate hung a panel of deep saffron-colored nylon fabric. The exhibit ran from February 12, 2005 through February 27, 2005.  Even though the exhibit officially ran for two weeks the installation and deinstallation of the project stretched out this work for almost two months.  I believe this community work of art, was the beginning of the recovery of our wounded City from the devastation of 9/11.

As a Gate Watcher, I held a long pole with a tennis ball on the end of it so that I could unfurl the saffron curtains if the wind wrapped them around their stanchions.  I had the good fortune of speaking to thousands upon thousands of visitors from all around the world about the project, about New York City, about life, art and politics for two weeks. It was an experience I will never forget.  Most of you on this list came to visit me at my post to share the experience.

The knitted orange Gates scarf you see in my photo was created by a friend – Jennifer – who was inspired by the work of Jean-Claude and Christo.

Every morning that we worked we would meet Jeanne-Claude and Christo at the Boat House for breakfast where they would talk to us, both individually and as a group. They also were generous enough to take the time to sign our souvenir posters, books or whatever – every Friday afternoon – with their signature orange crayons.  I have my signed posters proudly hanging in my living room.  Rest in peace, dear Jeanne -Claude.

Movie Review: William Kunstler: Disturbing the Universe November 18, 2009

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Movie Review: William Kunstler: Disturbing the Universe

Alternate Title: David v. Goliath

Story: Hero, menace and revolutionary are just three of the terms that directors and writers Emily Kunstler and Sarah Kunstler, say of their father, the infamous lawyer, William Kunstler.

Watching this un rose-colored documentary about their father allowed most of my own youth to flash through my mind. Name the big issues of the day and William Kunstler was front and center, fighting the good fight, battling the Government, standing for truth, justice and the right of everyone to have their day in court. He became radicalized in the 60’s while fighting for Civil Rights in the South as a lawyer for the ACLU.

He became a national celebrity during the antics of the Chicago 8 trial after the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. He defended the Catonsville Nine, Roman Catholic activists and Vietnam protesters. He then made more history with his defense of American Indians vs the US Government at the trial of Wounded Knee, SD. He was also there for the disgrace that occurred at Attica Prison.

He was lionized for his work by liberals and libertarians across the board. It all changed when he began defending, what many believed were the indefensible such as Larry Davis, a Bronx drug dealer who was accused of shooting six NY policemen. He also defended Egyptian born terrorist El Sayyid Nosair, accused of killing Rabbi Meir Kahane and more.

I have always supported the ACLU and the right that everyone deserves as good a defense as possible even when the crimes are heinous. Our Constitution is not a sometimes thing and Willam Kunstler personified that belief.

Acting: This is not a category in a documentary. The many talking heads include: William Kunstler, Herman Badillo, Dennis Banks, Harry Belafonte, Clyde Bellecourt, Father Daniel Berrigan, Phil Donahue, Jimmy Breslin, Alan Dershowitz and Elizabeth Fink.

Trivia: The Kunstler Sisters won the Charles E. Guggenheim Emerging Artist Award – Honorable Mention in 2009 for this film and Nominated for Grand Jury Prize at Sundance. The sisters founded Off Center Media in 2000, and have produced, directed, and edited a number of short documentaries, including Tulia, Texas: Scenes from the Drug War (2002), which won Best Documentary Short at the Woodstock Film Festival, and was instrumental in winning exoneration for 46 wrongfully convicted people; and Getting Through to the President (2004), which has aired on the Sundance Channel.

Predilection: I like documentaries and a big fan of William Kunstler.

Critters: In May of 1989 Kunstler represented Tyrone the Cat for ‘crimes against humanity’ in a televised mock trial on Fox TV’s The Reporters.

Opening Titles: I missed the first five minutes of this film because they sent me to the wrong theater. Grr.

Theater Audience: About 20 other card carrying members of the ACLU.

Quirky Meter: 0

Squirm Scale: Reliving some of the bad times was squirmy.

Drift Factor: I was riveted.

Tissue Usage: 0

Oscar Worthy: Probably not

Big Screen or Rental: I always recommend the big screen whenever possible but this would be fine as a rental.

Length: 90 minutes

LOBO HOWLS: 8

Movie Review: The Messenger November 17, 2009

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Movie Review: The Messenger

Alternate Title: Casualties of War

Story: Don’t Shoot the Messenger would be the obvious Alternate Title choice, but I thought that the subject matter in this hard hitting film cried out for a more sober Alternate Title.

Polar opposites in nature, Army Officers Will and Tony have the difficult task of knocking on doors, as part of the Casualty Notification Office, to inform next of kin that their wife, husband or child has been killed in action. The raw emotions come screaming off of the big screen as director Oren Moverman gets directly in your face while these officers deliver the bad news. The film was written by Mr. Moverman and Alessandro Camon. These are two men to watch.

How both Will and Tony cope with the emotional armor they carry to protect themselves as the news is delivered could have been sloppy and sappy but this film never goes to either of those addresses.

The topic is not one that most people think about and it is not easy viewing. My major criticism is that the film would have been better at 90 minutes rather than close to two hours. There were some unnecessary scenes that did nothing to further the story or the characters.

That said – this is a film that should be seen. You will be moved.

Acting: Ben Foster as Staff Sgt. Will Montgomery, is someone to watch. His previous film 3:10 to Yuma also displayed his talent. Woody Harrelson as Capt. Tony Stone, delivers another in a series of fine performances. Samantha Morton as the recent widow Olivia Pitterson, does not lose character for a second. She is a rare talent. Jena Malone as Kelly has grown up but is still pouting. and Steve Buscemi as one of the grieving is just fine.

Trivia: Ben Foster has been practicing Transcendental Meditation since four years old. At 12, he Won second place in an international competition for a play that he wrote and directed. He dropped out of high school his freshman year to move to Los Angeles. Woody Harrelson is a vegan. He is an activist for the legalization of marijuana. His father, Charles Harrelson, was sentenced to two life sentences for the murder of Federal Judge John Howland Wood on the orders of drug dealer Jimmy Chagra, who reportedly paid him $250,000. Harrelson has claimed to be one of the “hobos” taken away from “the grassy knoll” right after the shooting of John F. Kennedy.

Predilection: None

Critters: A distant kitty cat in the street

Food: Pizza and lots of beer

Sex Spectrum: Sex is part of the opening scene and is a bit player throughout.

Blatant Product Placement: Pepsi

Soundtrack: Eclectic

Visual Art: Many of the scenes are reminiscent of Edward Hopper paintings. Fabulous.

Theater Audience: About 30 other saddened viewers. My movie buddy was not as pleased with this film as I was. He said he thought it was cookie cutter and shallow. I told him I thought he was shallow. We both laughed.

Weather: It is a hot Jersey summer.

Sappy Factor: 0

Quirky Meter: 0

Squirm Scale: Delivering this news is very squirmy.

Drift Factor: It needed editing.

Predictability Level: High

Tissue Usage: I welled up a few times.

Oscar Worthy: I don’t know. There cold be a nomination in the mix.

Big Screen or Rental: I always vote for the big screen when possible.

Length: A bit under two hours.

LOBO HOWLS: 8

Crime and Punishment November 17, 2009

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I went to see House of the Dead at the Metropolitan Opera last night.  Yes, the opera.  I like to fill my life with a bit of highbrow culture to balance out the lowbrow stuff that fills my life. To clarify, an opera loving friend (yes, one of those Ring Nuts you hear about) chooses the operas for me each year.  She knows I only like operas that are dark, depressing where lots of people suffer and/or die. No fluffy stuff for me. The House of the Dead is based on the writings of Dostoyevsky, a guy who knew a lot about crime and punishment.

There is much ado about bringing the masterminds of the 9/11 attacks to the Big Apple to stand trial.  For a change, I scratch my heard at the fuss. Has our Constitution been so shredded that people do not think that the legal system can stand on its own and mete out justice according to our laws?

As soon as motor mouth Rudy Giuliani starts banging the drum I know it is time to see what’s going on.  Rudy still lives with a 2001 calendar. He is one annoying dude who refuses to move along.  He has made a fortune off his moments of 9/11 fame and sounds the drum of ‘Danger, Will Robinson, Danger’ whenever someone will listen.

I am going to watch this trial (which might take two years to get to court) closely.  I only hope that it is not my turn to serve on the Jury.  Or then again, maybe that would be a good thing.

He will not wake up and see that the country is trying to move along.  His disastrous run for Repugnant nominee in the last round should be proof enough.  But, alas, he just cannot help himself.  He forgets that in 2009 we have video of his double speak.

Watch Jon Stewart skewers Rudy here. “We’ve all heard that 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed will be tried in New York. Would you believe that Rudy Giuliani expressed conflicting opinions about trying terrorists on American soil before and after he learned he would never be president”?

Speaking of loudmouths – Stephen Colbert says ‘adios’ to Lou Dobbs: http://rawstory.com/rawreplay/?p=4294

If you missed my Sunday photo montage, check out the Central Park Zoo  snow monkeys. They were given a mirror as part of the Zoo’s ongoing enrichment program.  I happened to be at the habitat when they discovered this new addition to their home and watched their reactions.

Movie Review: Pirate Radio November 16, 2009

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reviewblogpicMovie Review: Pirate Radio

Alternate Title: The Day the Music (Almost) Died

Story: It is 1966 (one of my favorite years) and the British Government is not happy about the raucous sounds and ideas of Rock ‘n Roll. They limit the music to one hour a day on their Government owned radio stations. So what happened? Pirate radio stations began to broadcast in International waters off the coast of Britain allowing 24 million listeners to rock on throughout the day and night. Based on a true story, this light hearted, rambling film was written and directed by Richard Curtis (Four Weddings and a Funeral, Love, Actually, Bridget Jones’ Diary).

If you just sit back and listen to the music and not be too critical about the lack of a story or script you will have a pleasant cinematic experience. The movie is a love story dedicated to the Rock ‘n Roll pioneers who fought the British Government and in the process won the hearts and minds of the people. It is not a hard hitting, character driven tale. It actually has too many characters and too little story. That said – if you want to watch a series of vignettes with no surprises, listen to some fabulous music, watch some Oscar winning actors have fun – then this film is for you.

Acting: If you are looking for any female participation in this movie you will be out of luck. It is 1966 – and girls are simply (and simple) pretty little sex objects. Philip Seymour Hoffman as the Count looked like he was enjoying this walk in the park. Bill Nighy as Quentin is always enjoyable to watch. Rhys Ifans as Gavin manages to always make me laugh. The ensemble cast were all fine including: Nick Frost (Dave), Kenneth Branagh (Sir Alistair Dormandy), Tom Sturridge (Carl), Rhys Darby (Angus), Talulah Riley (Marianne), January Jones (Elenore), Katherine Parkinson (Felicity) and Emma Thompson (Charlotte).

Trivia: When director Richard Cutis was in college, his girlfriend left him for a man named Bernard. In each of his screenplays, there is a fairly unpopular character named Bernard. He invented Comic Relief. Bill Nighy, has Dupuytren’s Contracture, a hereditary condition which causes the ring and little fingers of each hand to be permanently bent inwards towards the palm. Tom Lodge, who now makes his home in Santa Cruz County, was the first program director of the first rock radio station in England that spawned the Beatles, the Rolling Stones and countless other musical demigods. It’s a story being told — albeit in highly stylized fictional form — in the new film “Pirate Radio.” Lodge said he sent his book and a screenplay based on it to writer/director Curtis but was told that the filmmaker was not interested in working with him. He hopes that the forthcoming publication of the book might one day spark another film to tell the “real” story of Radio Caroline. The main thing that “Pirate Radio” does get wrong is the age of the principal players, Lodge said. “The movie has the owner of the station played by actor Billy Nighy, who is 60. Ronan was 24 years old. We were all just kids. We all had 32-inch waists or less. I don’t think there was a waist in the film under 40.”

Predilection: None – except for the fact that I have been watching this preview in the movies for over a year and was curious why it took so long to open in the States.

Critters: None

Food: The cook was a female. She was allowed on board because she was a lesbian. I am not sure what she cooked.

Sex Spectrum: Sex, or the discussion of sex was a large part of the film.

Soundtrack: Marvelous

Opening Titles: A short sequence showing the stiff upper lips Government guys who want to shut down these pirate radio ships.

Visual Art: The inside of a ship is not very visually exciting.

Theater Audience: About 20 other AARP rock ‘n rollers like me.

Weather: The weather was just fine considering they were in the North Sea.

Sappy Factor: 0

Quirky Meter: 0

Squirm Scale: 0

Drift Factor: I drifted, like the ship, a bit in the middle.

Predictability Level: High, like the tide.

Tissue Usage: 0

Oscar Worthy: No

Big Screen or Rental: Rental would be fine.

Length: Under two hours. Apparently the British version is way over two hours but the film was edited for US audiences.

LOBO HOWLS: 7

Movie Review: The Men Who Stare at Goats November 13, 2009

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Alternate Title: Return of the Jedi

Story: This is a little film that sadly, is dead on arrival. So what happened? It had an interesting premise but director Grant Heslov did not seem to have a point of view. It rambled, zig zagged, was unfocused and downright disappointing. It was written by Peter Straughan and based on the nonfiction book by Jon Ronson.

A young reporter, who is going through a divorce, is looking for meaning and excitement in his life. He wants to get to Iraq and do some serious war reporting. Unsuccessful at that endeavor, he latches on to an older soldier who was part of special unit of ‘monk-warriors’ back in the 80’s. These soldiers were trained to use their psychic power to thwart the enemy. Various methods were used in this cockamamie division including remote viewing, psychedelic drugs and staring down goats until their hearts stopped. (The silence of the goats).

If that sounds confusing, you can imagine watching it for 90 minutes. The film hobbles back and forth from past to present and is clumsy in its efforts. It is supposed to be an anti-war spoof but unfortunately it is a bust.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Acting: George Clooney as Lyn Cassady repeats his performance from Brother, Where art Thou? Lots of eye-popping and rolling. But then again, I like to just look at George Clooney. He does not have to do anything. Ewan McGregor as the young reporter plays his innocent (Moulin Roube) character and his accent is terrible. Jeff Bridges as Bill Django is The Dude, from the Big Lebowski (one of my favorite films). Kevin Spacey is nuts and has a terrible wig.

Trivia: Director Grant Heslov directed the short film Waiting for Woody (1998) about a Woody Allen fan. In 2006, Grant was competing for an Oscar in the same category as Woody Allen. He often works with George Clooney.
He and George Clooney founded the production company Smoke House after Clooney’s production company Section Eight closed down. On the DVD commentary for Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005), George Clooney says that shortly after he met Grant Heslov in 1982, Heslov loaned Clooney $200.00 to buy his first set of head shots, and they have been friends ever since (and later writing and producing partners).

Predilection: None

Critters: Goats, gerbils

Food: Twizzlers, eggs

Sex Spectrum: Some brief butt shots and a few boobies in a hot tub.

Soundtrack: Eclectic (Boston’s More than a Feeling is all I remember)

Opening Titles: A sequence about the young reporter.

Visual Art: It is filmed in the desert of New Mexico (instead of Iraq)

Theater Audience: Five old goats and me.

Weather: Hot

Drift Factor: I started drifting after 30 minutes.

Predictability Level: I did not care

Tissue Usage: 0

Oscar Worthy: No

Big Screen or Rental: Neither

Length: 90 painful minutes

LOBO HOWLS: 3


Movie Review: Precious November 12, 2009

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Alternate Title: You Shouldn’t Go Home Again

Story: Put your prejudices away and run to see this powerful, emotional drama directed by Lee Daniels, written by Geoffrey Fletcher and based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire.

It is 1987, Harlem and Clareece Precious Jones is like no one you know. She is a 16 year old obese, illiterate girl who is pregnant with her second child after being raped again by her father. Why would you want to see such a seemingly depressing film? You need to see it because the script and acting are like nothing you have seen before – and, hard to believe, it is actually somewhat uplifting.

How Precious manages to escape her abusive mother, desperate situation and finds shreds of hope within herself is movie magic. Director Daniels finds just the right notes in style and substance and mixes reality with dream sequences to make this film all the more special.

I am a sucker for films about resilience, redemption and underdogs. Combine those qualities with incredible acting, an eclectic sound track and you have an award winner, for sure.

Acting: Unknown Gabourey Sidibe as Precious was simply wonderful. She will most definitely be walking the red carpet this award season. Mo’Nique as Mary should also see that red carpet since her performance was also amazing. Paula Patton as the lovely Ms. Rain, was terrific as was an almost unrecognizable Maria Carey as social worker, Ms. Weiss. Lenny Kravitz was fine in the small role of Nurse John.

Trivia: Mo’Nique launched own line of clothing Mo’Nique’s Big Beautiful and Loving It in August 2000. It closed in 2002. Paula Patton was featured on the cover of husband Robin Thicke’s first album, “A Beautiful World”. Lenny Kravitz has a daughter, Zoë Kravitz, with Lisa Bonet. He is the son of Roxie Roker and Sy Kravitz. He was named after his uncle, Pfc. Leonard Kravitz, who was killed in action in Korea on 7 March 1951 while suppressing a Chinese attack and saving most of his platoon; he was posthumously awarded the Distinguished Service Cross. Lenny has joined the fight to get his uncle the Congressional Medal of Honor. Supporters believe the CMH has been denied to Pfc. Kravitz because he was Jewish.

Predilection: None

Critters: Cats and dogs (none were harmed)

Food: Lots of carbs, fried and greasy foods including chicken, pigs feet, corn and bread. The only healthy option was fruit eaten by a male nurse.

Sex Spectrum: Rape is not sex.

Blatant Product Placement: McDonald’s was discussed.

Soundtrack: A terrific mix of tunes by Mario Grigorov.

Opening Titles: The title is scrawled on a black background. All credits at the end.

Theater Audience: Note to self: Never ever go to the movies on a school holiday. We went on Veterans Day and it was a very crowded downstairs theater. Luckily we were in the secret balcony but sadly others have discovered that area too. It was, as they say, an interactive audience and many laughed at inappropriate times. The film was rated R – yet there were young children, accompanied by adults in evidence in the theater. I wanted to call the ratings police. Bad parenting reigns.

Weather: Precious weathers the seasons.

Sappy Factor: 0

Quirky Meter: 0

Squirm Scale: 3. The home that Precious came from was extremely abusive and at times, very hard to watch.

Drift Factor: We did not drift.

Predictability Level: High

Tissue Usage: 0

Oscar Worthy: Yes

Big Screen or Rental: This film should be seen on the big screen.

Length: Under two hours.

LOBO HOWLS: 9


On the road again… November 4, 2009

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where toWhere are you going this time, Mom?  That’s what my dog Benny and cat Madison seem to be saying as they look at me with that ‘doesn’t this make you feel guilty’ look again.

Raise your hand if beach vacations are on the top of your list?  Hmm – I see lots and lots of hands.  I too, used to long for an empty beach, a good book and a drink with an umbrella in it.  So, what happened to that fun in the sun babe?  I am guessin’ the ravages of time and tide have altered my longing to be seen on a beach. Anyhow – I am off for a week – for a fine beach vacation with good friends.  Now where did I put that old lady bathing suit?
I am not taking my computer.  My goal is to not listen to much of the post-election poppycock and blathering.  I plan to unplug, de-rant, enjoy my good buddies and maybe even use their boogie board again. Gasp.

So I once again will suffer the indignities of being poked, sniffed and prodded at airports, gag at the awful smells and be forced to breathe the foul air on the plane and generally try to steer clear of anyone who is coughing, sneezing or wheezing. Alas, no matter how many times I leave for an airport the same nagging questions come to mind.

-  Is the dog sitter available?  -  Is the cat sitter available?  -  Should I pay my bills before I go away or wait until I come home? – Did I stop the newspaper from being delivered?  -  What book should I take?  What if I don’t like the one book I brought?  – Should I leave my windows open? -  How much cash should I take?  -  Did I forget my passport?  (you now need a passport to go to the Virgin Islands) -  What time should I call to have the car service pick me up?  -  Is the weather going to be good for the flight?  -  Will there be turbulence?  -  Will we make the connecting flight?  – What about swine flu?  -  Will some rat bastard diseased carrier be sitting next to me on the flight?  -  How many pairs of socks should I take?  – Underwear?  -  Will everything fit in my carry-on luggage? -  Do I need a winter coat for when I come home? – Did I pack my Xanax? -   Should I set an alarm clock?  I never need an alarm clock but I always set one before a trip.  I do not even know if the alarm clock works.  I am always up before it goes off.  Now I have to worry about that too. These are just a few of the things that are running through my brain. Mwah!

See you soon.

The Good, the Bad and the Fuzzy November 4, 2009

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fuzzyElection day is always an emotional roller coaster.  I was most nervous about Jon Corzine and guess what?  New Jerseyans decided they wanted the ‘fat guy’ not the ‘rich guy’ to run their state for the next four years. As we say in Yiddish ‘ gey gezunterheyt’ (fine – do whatever you like – don’t listen to me – see if I care’). Living across the river from New Jersey gives me a semi-interest in their politics and lots of laughs about their corruption and scandals.  Sometimes New Jersey makes the crowd in Albany look almost competent. The Jersey crowd has thrown out Corzine.  Let us see what Governor Christie can do with their economy.

I was not at all optimistic about the craziness in upstate New York in the 23rd district.  But I was interest in the Repugnant in-fighting over who was going to be Repugnantly Conservative enough to win the backing of the big shots in their shambles of a party. Democrat Bill Owens took a surprising victory in the special election, winning a House seat that Repugnants had controlled since 1872 and in the process, has probably cause more fighting amongst the Repugnants for control of the party. This is going to be good watching.

Bloomberg did not win by the huge (or as we say in Brooklyn -’yooge’) margin they thought he would. Only one million New Yorkers came out to vote. Shame on you if you did not vote.  You could not find 10 minutes out of a 15 hour polling day to exercise your right to vote? Bah!  Since he did not win by a huge amount I can already hear the rustling for position by the Democrats who now think 2013 is theirs.  Anthony Weiner?  Is it your turn?

The ugliest vote was out on Maine.  Once again, the bigots, the homophobes and the supposedly Christian believers have denied other people their rights. Maine voters repealed a state law granting same-sex couples the right to marry, defeating an effort by gay activists who hoped the state would become the first to approve gay marriage at the polls. Shame on Maine.

Virginia was not a contest from the beginning.

So what does it all mean?  Who knows?  The blathering TV heads will spin this anyway they choose.  The Dems are already saying it had nothing to do with Obama – well – I am not so sure of that.  The Repugnants will play down NY’s 23rd district in favor of bathering about NJ and Virginia.  I am going on vacation.

Movie Review: Law Abiding Citizen November 4, 2009

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Alternate Title: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Story: Revenge can be very sweet, highly entertaining and has been an ongoing theme on the big screen for a long time. However, when the film maker loses sight of the reason for the revenge – huge plot holes can open up and a film quickly goes down the toilet. Sadly, director F. Gary Gray (The Italian Job) and writer Kurt Wimmer fall into that rabbit hole.

Engineer and family man, Clyde Shelton’s wife and daughter are brutally murdered during a home invasion. After the killers are caught, Philadelphia hot shot, prosecutor Nick Rice, in an effort to keep his conviction rate at 96% makes a deal that allows one of the killers to serve a light sentence and the other goes to death row. This abuse of the judicial system does not sit well with our grieving engineer, now widower.

Fast forward 10 years and the mayhem begins. Admittedly, watching the two murderers get their just rewards (however gruesome) was satisfying. If the film had ended there, it would have been considered a short. So, for another hour we endure the bodies piling up and after awhile my movie buddy and I would just point and snicker at which character was going to be whacked next.

The productions values were fine but sadly, the script was murdered along the way. Unlike their license plates, You do NOT have a friend in Pennsylvania in this bummer film.

Acting: Jamie Foxx, who usually surprises me with his acting, essentially grunted through this film. I do not know what the fuss is all about when it come to Gerard Butler. He does not appeal to me nor did I notice any acting skills in this film at all. Steady screen presences, Bruce McGill, Colm Meaney and Viola Davis all handed in fine performances given what they had to work with.

Trivia: Director F. Gary Gray won Best Video of the Year for Directing the TLC’s “Waterfalls” video at the 1995 MTV Music Video Awards. Gerard Butler went to Glasgow University where he studied to be a lawyer/solicitor. He is Scottish, but is of partial Irish ancestry. He has a tiny pug your could fit in your palm named Lolitta he fell in love with while walking by a pet shop.

Predilection: Sometimes gratuitous violence is very entertaining.

Critters: None, thankfully.

Food: A big scene involving a porterhouse steak, pasta and asparagus.

Blatant Product Placement: Apple, Duxiana beds, Pepsi

Soundtrack: Loud, louder and loudest.

Opening Titles: The horrific home invasion which leads to the revenge part of the film comes before the title. All other credits at the end.

Visual Art: The prison scenes were filmed at Broadmeadows prison, which is very much like Eastern States prison and can be visited in Philadelphia. I have been there and it is one cool tour.

Theater Audience: About 10 other people and us. FYI – my movie buddy liked Saw VI. Need I say more?

Weather: It was so cold while filming this movie, I pointed out to my movie buddy that you could see the breaths of the actors even while they were indoors.

Sappy Factor: 0

Quirky Meter: 0

Squirm Scale: The revenge killings are pretty squirmy.

Drift Factor: I did not drift.

Predictability Level: High

Tissue Usage: 0

Oscar Worthy: No

Big Screen or Rental: Rental would be fine.

Length: 110 minutes

LOBO HOWLS: 4